It's time somebody took this seriously!
The lives of millions are affected by ironing and, remarkably, few people are doing anything proactive about it.
We've had enough.With no state support whatsoever, we've taken it upon ourselves to form the National Council Against Ironing and start a campaign to Stop the Steam.
Here at the NCAI, we sometimes feel that
people are laughing at us, at our commitment to the
cause, indeed at the very cause which motivates us.
Well, we're not going away. We won't rest until every
man and woman who has held an iron and thought 'why?'
has the opportunity to kick this nasty habit.
Join us in the fight for liberation from ironing
misery. Every expression of support is very important
You want better ironing results?
Blimey, you just can't leave the iron alone can you? Well if you must know how to do it better... visit the tips page on The Ironing Board's website, here.
But we urge you to seek counselling as soon as possible.
I kicked the habit, you can too...
“They really listened to me, I didn't feel like some crazy person... well, at least I didn't feel like a lone crazy person.”
Meg and Willy Rinkle
“My family never really suffered from Ironing misery, we were simply too lazy to do any.
Of course we were a bag of wrinkles and improper creases. By finding a counsellor through the NCAI we now look crisp and smart, to look at us you'd have no idea what a bunch of thoroughly useless layabouts we really are! Thankzzz!