“It’s my colleague's informed opinion that ironing can be extremely painful. I concur.”

Leading medicologists* agree that Ironing causes lasting damage to your social life.

*Who expressed an intense dislike of ironing, sweat and steam.

Many people today do not realise the dangers of ironing.

Here at the National Council Against Ironing we're campaigning to bring this hot issue to your attention.

In time, we may succeed in putting ironing and laundry on the NHS...

(we may already be pressing your MP), in the meantime... find qualified help at a location nearest to you.